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一生要会讲的幽默笑话

作者：王凯

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本书精选了几百个幽默笑话，正是以童年、学生时期、职场、家庭等一生所要经历的阶段为顺序编排。同时还编选了一些经典的名人幽默故事、网络笑话等。篇幅不长，让你在最短的时间内开心一笑。

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